February 21, 2006

Sometimes you are just a day behind.

Why is it that I get dirty looks when I go to the bank and use the automatic ATM deposit function?  Yes, ma'am it is obvious that I thought that it was still President's Day and did not even bother to check if there were any actual humans in the bank, but does this really make me a bad person.  Could it be that I just don't want to wait in line.  Could that possibly be!

On another sad note, all of my pictures from the past, oh, ten years of my life mysteriously vanished from my hard drive the other day.  There must be demons in my tower or something.  All I have left is 6 pictures I took of myself when I was about 17 and a folder full of photos of dead birds from my vertebrate morphology class.  Oh yeah, and two lesbian porn pics.  This last one I am sure we all find somewhat odd.  I think the lesson in this one is this: while purchasing an $800 "top of the line" computer generally sounds appealing and fiscally sound....you truly do get what you pay for.  I am lucky the motherboard was not made out of papier mache. 

Strangely though, in a deviation of Universal Law of Electronics (all things electronic purchased by JP Foley will innevitably, on first startup, fail to opperate), my new photo printer works wonders.  I love it, and the cats attack it.  But of course, the ever malicious Universal Law of Irony has also come into play.  For now I am without photos.  Unless you want some lesbian porn. 

Banzai Gay_karate_kid

December 02, 2005

SVW 5

I would just like to say that SVW 5 was a smashing success.  Much better than the last two years past.  In fact we all managed to stay awake until an appropriate hour.  Good for us.  Big up to the wine pact.  I suggest that you all check out the pictures in the photo section. Pax

November 10, 2005

I don't really feel sorry for you.

Even in the face of tragedy, there are some people in this world that you cannot really feel sorry for.  I realize that we now live in a world that is dominated by a 24 hour news cycle that makes its bread and butter out of sensationalism.  How do you ask, does an entity create two very different things like bread and butter out of the same basic materials?  Don't know.  Either way, if you watch CNN as much as I do (and it is truly an embarrassing amount) then you come to realize that the same basic stories are broadcast and rebroadcast all day.  Sometimes, a particular story will take up more than what seems like 75% of the broadcast time.  My point is this: in the face of all of recent tragedies...such as Hurricanes very large, and super very large...some people just blew it.  Admit it, they really did.  I am not talking about the officials of the state, though that is another issue entirely.  I'm talking about the people of the South who simply would not leave because of a.)their insane desire to keep their property in the face of forfeiting life and/or b.)because they "didn't expect it to be this bad".  The first argument I can somewhat understand, though only because I can let these people off of the hook for being Southern, and being from a part of the country that is still enormously steeped in racial tension.  But the second argument I cannot buy.  I know that they have satellite TV in the bayou.  These people are NASCAR fans, some of the most fervent on Earth, and I dint believe that they dint put on their Dale Earnhardt jacket and watch the races with a cold Bud.  My question is this: how did you NOT know it was going to be that bad?  How blind to reality and consequence and logic do you have to be.  Nearly every television station ran the commentary that first Katrina, then Rita, were the largest hurricanes ever on record.  On record.  That means "since someone decided to start keeping track".  If you had ever had a problem in hurricanes past, all of which we now know were smaller than K and R, you would then predict that your problems would increase as the size of the hurricanes increases.  Hmmm, simply logic yes?
Another case in point:  three people were killed by an exploded grenade in Bosnia. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051107/od_nm/bosnia_grenade_dc
In essence three 19-21 year olds were killed when a grenade with which they were playing catch exploded.  The grenade was apparently an unexploded bit of ordinance.  Again, tragic.  I think: "Oh how terrible, we live in a world so torn apart by conflict that the shadows of the conflict years later can still physically harm those left alive".  Then I realize: "What the hell were they doing playing with a grenade?".  So really, the story goes something like this...
It is 2 am and after leaving a bar, three drunk boys, in a country that probably has compulsory military service by age 18*, pick up the ordinance and begin to screw around, in what my comrade Jerry refers to as appropriate Balkan fashion.  What i find most amazing about this article is that it states that "the cause of the detonation was unknown".  Well, i bet it had just a little to do with the boys tossing it drunkenly around...just a hunch. 
Regardless, i see ignorance replacing accountability.  Somewhere along the line "i didn't know" became an acceptable excuse for not taking care of oneself.  Well, not only did you know, but you were told WEEKS before. 
So in the end, i dint feel sorry for any of these people, regardless of how "tragic" their circumstances may be. 

October 22, 2005

Where the hell is Steve?

Where the hell is Steve?  Has he been killed by an Ice Troll or something?Dscn0926_1

October 15, 2005

So, when is it ok?

So, during a moment of weakness a few days ago, I pondered a thought which I thought enough of to share with others.  Said moment of weakness may have involved video recordings of nude human beings partaking in oddly repetitive behavior.  Regardless of the circumstance, said recording involved a young Asian man (yes, I know some are sensitive to said nomenclature, but some are just going to have to deal with it) and African American man (see above).  At one point during their rendezvous the Asian man yelled out, "Shit, N*gga'! Fuck!". 

This left me to wonder...

At what point is it OK to let the N word slip during sex?  One might think never.  I asked one of my African American friends, Courtney, about this.  Her eyes lit up just a little bit when I said this, but by lit up, i more mean bulged out.  The kind of face one makes when he is trying to impersonate a fish.  But as she thought about it she came to the conclusion that she would most certainly find it arousing if her boyfriend used that word.  Additionally, she realized that if she used the word on him, he would certainly "dig" it.  I wonder if there is some sort of increase of decrease of use of the N word during sex depending on geographic location.  The further south in the US you go, the more/less prevalent?  I'm sure someone has statistics on this somewhere.

October 13, 2005

Photo Albums

As of now I am just playing with the site, so it aint going to be pretty for awhile until I learn this thing.  But check out the photo albums.

October 12, 2005

Test

I don't understand the question and I wont respond to it.

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