Why is it that I get dirty looks when I go to the bank and use the automatic ATM deposit function? Yes, ma'am it is obvious that I thought that it was still President's Day and did not even bother to check if there were any actual humans in the bank, but does this really make me a bad person. Could it be that I just don't want to wait in line. Could that possibly be!
On another sad note, all of my pictures from the past, oh, ten years of my life mysteriously vanished from my hard drive the other day. There must be demons in my tower or something. All I have left is 6 pictures I took of myself when I was about 17 and a folder full of photos of dead birds from my vertebrate morphology class. Oh yeah, and two lesbian porn pics. This last one I am sure we all find somewhat odd. I think the lesson in this one is this: while purchasing an $800 "top of the line" computer generally sounds appealing and fiscally sound....you truly do get what you pay for. I am lucky the motherboard was not made out of papier mache.
Strangely though, in a deviation of Universal Law of Electronics (all things electronic purchased by JP Foley will innevitably, on first startup, fail to opperate), my new photo printer works wonders. I love it, and the cats attack it. But of course, the ever malicious Universal Law of Irony has also come into play. For now I am without photos. Unless you want some lesbian porn.